The menu

Basic

“Works even if you don't believe in it.”

Hazelnut

“Evaluating your nut-rition since day one.”

Triple Chocolate

“Triple the chocolate, zero chest pain.”

Cookies and Cream

“Black, white, and spreading fast.”

Midnight black dough, hazelnut filled, white chocolate on top

“Beautifully patchy.”

Lotus

“It's always Lupus. ~ House MD”

Caramel

“Because life's better when it crunches.”

Marshmallow

“Chronic condition: can't eat just one.”